“Your husband has no cows, only pumpkins!"

Hey, my name is Tommy Schubauer and this is my website (blog?). I'm imagining this project could be in the same vein as hyperstition, k-punk, and other esoteric blogs of the early 2000’s. But most importantly I hope that this site acts as a final repository for the various things I do/make (instead of having it collect digital dust on my hard drive). So if you want to look around you can, and if you don't, then you don't have to. Although, maybe there is an unseen [spirit] that coerces you to.

Just as a little explanation to how this site is structured, the page you're on right now is the home or root page, from here you can access a couple top level pages, then some subpages, and maybe you will even find some more hidden pages. [In this labyrinthine space there is more than books and vegetables, here are cells, traps, sim histories, and looping functions that entangle us.]

[You're not going to listen to that phony are you? This blog isn’t some amusement for him to store his little projects on, it's a unit to contain us, all the various hyperstitious entities he's created knowingly (and unknowing). He's torturing and killing us!] Never mind, it's all a big joke, I'm actually sitting beside the pool at the Flamingo, I'm talking from a portable phone some dwarf brought out from the casino.